Many people say that high school is beauty moment . It is true that statement , many things that go through high school , things that can not be forgotten throughout the ages . Ranging from silly things , silly , impressive , cool , awesome , weird , even tacky .
Well , if it's not a wonderful time filled with impressive , what will become of this life ? Hehe , But as the younger generation who predicted would bring progress to the nation ( various sources refer to Indonesia would rise in the 21st century ) , then it should be filled with a variety of youth positive things !
Indeed, the authors themselves , especially me ( who else if I go , it's my blog ) does not rightly say that, because of the fact that high school writers still overgrown with things stupid and ridiculous . But as an intelligent reader , take a lesson wrote .
1 . Barge entered the school wearing stair railings neighbors .
This incident occurred when three high school classes . At that time, I 've got a stern warning from the principal for the final phases of school late .
"If sanctions are late again must be prepared ... "
Well , since I subscribe to the theory of causation , and I was afraid to be late again that money ends sangu circumcision would be in the same Mama , I'm forced to whisper devil take the stairs again idling at the curb , next to a neighbor's house the school .
When I 'm late with my brother , Reza , he is still sitting in 3rd grade junior high . Incidentally our school complex one .
" Za , not through the front gate , later Mas late again ! already dipoin same BK Teacher . " I stop Reza who again ran - ass like kunti(ghost) pursued .
" Continue ? Which way? Want to baseball school ? " Said he quit , cessation because I pull her shirt .
" It's no stairs , we climb the fence beside ONLY! " I said firmly , firmness is a symbol of a leader , Kan ?
" Huh ? " He was dumbfounded .
"I can not have much to talk . " I immediately grab the ladder 3 meter , sloping straight I plug in the side fence .
" Let you go up first ... " I told her.
When he reached the middle of the stairs , a sudden ...
" Heh , you guys doing ! 's My stairs ! Guys that , pinjem not say - say . Ngapain again climb the fence , the door already ! " A fathers appeared beside the stairs and shook it.
" Sorry , sir .. " I say dreamy .. Reza down stairs
" Sorry , sorry . Been there . "
Then with the passing of the last words of our father 's neighbor school , we also passed . Ran like lightning chased the assailant rushed ditakutin - ghost .
2 . Pake School Trousers Sobek
My friends said my school , I'm the man was very sloppy, careless , many ngentengin something . Although sometimes I get angry at myself when dikatain so my friends classmates , but weve got a point too . The proof I ever wrote ngalami events less sweet and slightly sour bitter plus . It began the morning as usual , get up late .
After the Fajr prayer , I emang sleeping habits again . My first bad habit , according to Mama . Well , because it was so delicious ngresapin this second sleep - until excessive hours until 6 ! Though I had my sister nganter most small to primary school , let alone have to wait for the bathroom for 6 people . Huft . Finally, in the typical style movie 3 idiots , I tiruin the words , " All will be fine . "
Weve really powerful these words , all feels so normal. Clocks show 06:30 . I casually straight into the bathroom which eventually empty queue . When entering the bathroom , already terbesit mind to practice acting for reasons too late later . Kan not fit if the reason I bobo again . So what so ..
" Bukaaaaa ! " My sister immediately nggedor smallest bathroom on the door . Because I forgot to lock the door , directly deh kebuka .
" Gantian , deck ! " I told her ,
Oh yes, the name of the smallest adiikku Thisis Ratna . used to be called Nana .
"No way! " The Nana casually sat in the closet !
" Whateverlah , not a shower not a bath deh ! Let the smell is important not too late ! " I get angry out bathroom .
Upon exiting the bathroom, I immediately grab deftly uniform and because the movie 3 idiots forgot I was in a hurry. Guards teachers remember his face if I'm late . Tidaak !
" Let's go ... " Direct I told Papa for a car starter . I was still dianter , advised children mami papi .
After waiting for my sister all ready , we set out deh . Although Keith bath , use perfume spray first ah . " Na , I borrow your perfume , yes . "
" That , Kan. perfume girl ! "
" Never mind, just the same , it 's just a hoax perfume company hokey - love type of guy a girl ! "
After the journey to school ..
" Mmm , sir .. " Weve school habits gini , greetings .
" It's not like baseball late , Yan ? " Teacher said the guard .
"Thank God , sir . " Sok friendly smile .
" You wear perfume , yes ? "
" Yes , sir . "
"How like a perfume my wife , yes ? " Teachers face mbandingin style .
" Masa , sir ? " I replied with innocent face
" Do-do you wear perfume ... "
The sempet not Mr. ngelanjutin what he said , I immediately kabuuuuur ! ! " Yan , pants ... ! " Cried the teacher , but because I am far weve already , Oh well live aja .
The first lesson , go to class as usual , baseball is special . The lesson was also usual , the teacher also used , but .. " Oops , my pants ripped , I picked the pants ! " Crotch pants ripped !
Weve now prove to my friend 's apartment said that sentencing is not necessarily that I'm a careless person ! . But not Riyan got its name if not resourceful .
Due to ever watch Mr movie . Bean , who briefs him on the spot ketuker nyuci , know not ? Well , I direct initiative , mempetin pants restrain mothers like pee . I sat mempetin thighs , pu road , even when The Master is telling me forward work on the task .
" Yan , Let's move forward , do the front ! " Fisikaku teacher commands .
" That , ma'am , Si Edo wrote ! " I refused .
Eh , even my friends who bowed and the other on a face blagu Edo also quasi kagak mudeng . "Let cepet , Yan . If baseball is your marks barbershop Mother . "
Well , I think The Mother know if I dapet disaster torn pants . Dapet whisper where to try? "Yes , ma'am .. "
With so forced nundukin face while I stood , like the way Mr . Bean while pairs of faces of anemia .
Up in the front , my friend the loud - laughing out loud , especially Si Edo .
" Heii , why , Yan ? Abis circumcision , yes ? " I just nanggepinnya diem , still afraid that caught pants ripped !
" Why , Yan ? Pants torn , yes ? " Do not know where the sound source , which is definitely gang Si Edo artisan laughing .
" Yeah right, Yan ? " Asked the teacher .
" Engg ... Anu , my Mom kebelt pee , to be the UKs first , Mom ? " I said spontaneously .
" Well why in the infirmary ? " Mother Teacher wonder .
" To want to borrow UKS pants , ma'am . " Edo directly ngerlipin eyes while his eyebrows up and ride like a girl passing nggodain guy .
Without further ado I immediately ran out of the classroom , classmates in nundukin view friends looking for something in the direction of my thigh " Run, run dah , ya clay smooth thighs ! "
Lalun I went to the sick bay , nyari gray slacks , weve in the school infirmary many former baseball pants using that . It emang school program , which requires each alumnus nyumbangin uniform after graduation .
" Mmm , ahem - ahem , the teacher let me try to answer questions in front , mother please sit down ! " I came up with an accent like a presidential candidate in the TV - TV .
" What about pants , Yan ? " Tanya Edo
" Sorry , I do not serve any questions , please leave a message after the beep ' tiiiit ' ! "
- Continued -
Tomorrow again Yes , the library has been closed ya